mellyaviles:

Literally, this is how Nathan looked @ us all night when we went to Kevin’s house.

@ayobootleg & I’s language:

• WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW.
• Everyone just needs to calm down!
• “Calm your nuts!” “Calm your tits!”
• What is this?  Is this some kind of sick joke?
• “Well ..” “Not this wasn’t fun or anything ..” “But uhhh ..”
• You look like a pumpkin, BITCH!
• “Who the hell does she think she is?!” “She ain’t even cute.”
• “Fucking breads.”  ”Get in your toaster, bitch!”
• Where’s the brush?
• Go home or go hard!
• You go, Coco!
• You warm that seat goooood!
• B-a-a-a-a-a-a-d .. Who! Who!
• Hoookay!
• It smells like chicken soup.
• To be determined.
• 5 dollar .. 5 dollar .. 5 dollar D-V-D’s!
• This is awkward.
• Lowkey.
• ‎”I should probably shave my legs .. Wait ..” (Feels her leg) “Yeah, definitely.” 
• Waiter, waiter!  Grandma spoons.
• You didn’t make us food?! No visit #2.
• You know you’re best friends when ..
• “Fishing!”  ”Reel it in!”
• Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.
• t(-_-t)
• (Blasting music, then press mute button) (5 second discussion) Ex: M: Where are we gonna eat? D: We’ll just drive & see what’s around. M: K.  (unmute & just laugh)
• We’re so easy to hangout w/.
• “Was that a scream or was that a dog?  .. That was Anthony?”
• We’re on a boat!
• Don’t talk to me.
• The suspense is killing me!
• Truck land.
• What’s sad is ..

This isn’t even everything.  & what’s sad is, this is just from a week of hanging out.

We seriously used to have conversations just saying this shit.